You know what I don't like?

People who pull into a gated parking lot (read:  you have to pay to park here), try and back up (read: into my car), decide they can't get out because you can't back into a busy street, so they go into the parking lot, turn around and yell "Go F*** yourself" at said innocent car.

I love stupid people.  My policy on this: Don't blame me because you can't figure out the parking gate without having a kiniption-fit.  And if you can't, maybe you shouldn't be driving.